pizza-vs-taco:

a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped

(via love)

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

(via love)

jerkenglish:

apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world 

(via love)

klinklang:

despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good 

like

how does it manage to do that

be tasty with no taste

(via love)

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

(Source: bobbymoynihan, via defise)